vagina

an email was sent to me today, and the message goes like this;

> > > > A woman is at home when she hears someone knock

> at the door.

> > > She goes to the

> > > door and opens the door to see a man standing

> there. He

> >
> asks the lady "Do

> > > you have a vagina?.

> > >

> > > She slams the door in disgust.

> > >

> > > The next morning she hears a knock at the door

> and it is

> > > the same man and he

> > > asks the same
question of the woman "Do you

> have a

> > > vagina?".

> > >

> > > She slams the door again.

> > >

> > > Later that night when her husband gets home she

> tells him

> > > what has
happened

> > > for the last two days. The husband tells the wife

> in a

> > > loving and concerned

> > > voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be

> home just

> > > in case this guy shows

> > > up again".

> > >


> > > The next morning they hear a knock at the door

> and both run

> > > for the door.

> > > The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice

> > > "Honey, I'm going to hide

> > > behind the door and listen and if it is the same

> guy I want

> > > you to answer

> > > yes to the question because I want to see where

> he is going

> > > with it".

> > >

> > > She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

> > >

> > > Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and

> asks the

> > > same question. Do

> > > you have vagina?".......

> > >

> > > "Yes" she says......

> > >

> > > The man replies.

> > > "Good! Would you mind telling your husband

> to leave my

> > > wife's alone and

> > > start using yours?"


What a shame..:)